I Hate Driving and Shopping.

I am an extremely impatient person. I hate when anything is slow pace. That's why driving and shopping are frustrating tasks for me.

I don't like to admit it, but I'm a speed demon when it comes to driving. I mean, it's not that I find pleasure in going fast, I just like to get places as quickly as possible. The problem is, however, slow drivers are always in the way. It's one thing to go the speed limit, but to go under the speed limit? Seriously? I simply cannot understand why other drivers would even consider doing this.

I'm also a slight perfectionist. I get somewhat annoyed if things aren’t perfect. I loathe people who don't use their turn signal. I am mentally incapable of fathoming the difficulties some individuals find in flipping a fucking lever. It blows my mind. I cannot force anyone to use their turn signal, so the only way to overcome this obstacle is to scream at the driver--this always makes me feel better even though he or she can't hear me.

When shopping, I typically run into the store, grab what I need, and leave within ten minutes. I'm what people call a speed-shopper (Actually, I don't anyone says that...). What's frustrating about shopping is the typically incompetent workers. They either ask if you need help when you don't, or you can't find them when you do. It's almost as if they all sneak into the back room because they know you need them. They're probably all back there watching me search for them on the security camera and laughing.

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I hate grocery stores.